Survivor Recap: Look What You Made Me DoA snoozer of an episode reveals little and doesn’t move the game forward.
Vanderpump Rules Recap: How Low Will You Tahoe?The group is getting closer to forgiving one another, but Sandoval can’t get out of his own way.
power rankings
Mar. 5, 2024
The Traitors Power Rankings: Who Is the Final Girl?Kate is in the power position, but can Sandra and MJ suss her out in time?
this is not the bachelor
Mar. 1, 2024
Summer House Recap: Let the Fighting BeginNo one could predict the chaos Carl and Lindsay would bring to the house.
Survivor Season-Premiere Recap: From the GekkoJelinsky is not lying about being a legend because this first episode was all about his legendarily bad gameplay.
love is blind club
Feb. 28, 2024
In Defense of the Randos on Love Is Blind The show casts 30 singles. Why do we see only ten of them for most of the series?
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Hungry Like the WolfTom keeps acting like the group owes him something when he should really be begging to keep his spot on the show.
The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Finale Recap: Cancer SeasonAfter a series of dumb fights, the finale ends on an impossibly beautiful note.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone FumblesEveryone has their story lines more or less wrapped up, except for Kyle, whose story is really just beginning.
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Take the Kids to the PoolJames seems to be getting a questionable redemption arc that doesn’t really sit well.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Heir JordanA breakup and bad-tasting tequila? It’s a rough episode for Larsa.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wrap It UpIt looks like Kyle successfully avoided talking about her breakup in front of the cameras.
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Just Can’t Wait to Be QueenTom can’t understand why his shitty apologies aren’t getting the job done. Meanwhile, Ariana has become the center of the Pump universe.
Every Super Bowl Halftime Show Since 1993, Ranked An overview of the last three decades of mid-game pop spectacle, from worst to best.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Let’s Have a KikiThe Isle of the Dolls, a huge Gay Pride, and LisaMiami ’s
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bye, AshyIt looks like Kyle can’t dodge the questions about her marriage for much longer.
power rankings
Feb. 6, 2024
The Traitors Midseason Power Rankings: All About PeterIs a Bachelor really in the top position? The Black Widow dead last? It’s been a major shift in power since the preseason rankings.
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Party HardlyTom is back and losing more friends by the minute.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Divine ComedyIt’s always nice when the women can come together despite their ongoing feuds.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Paella It ForwardAfter Crystal’s non-scare, the women have a nice, if a little boring, Spanish dinner.
Vanderpump Rules Season-Premiere Recap: We Know What He Did Last SummerWe’re no longer pretending these people work in any field other than the reality-television arts and sciences.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Crystal ClearsIt only took three years, but Crystal finally made it as a Housewife.
housewives institute bulletin
Jan. 15, 2024
The Excommunication of Saint Monica Looking back on a decade of the Housewives Institute, and looking ahead to how Monica’s big debut bodes for the future of our favorite shows.
cheat sheet
Jan. 11, 2024
Let’s Rank The Traitors’ Reality-Star Roster Starting with the best and ending with the rest, which is exactly how the traitors should start murdering the competition.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: By the ThroatThere isn’t much going on this episode, so let’s talk about Annemarie, I guess.
question it all
Jan. 9, 2024
We Need Answers, RHOSLC Reunion All our questions about how this went down, how it was allowed to happen, and what it all means.
Southern Charm Recap: The Mod SquadThe Taylor-Shep-Austen-Olivia situation is finally, mercifully over.
The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip Season-Finale Recap: Water BabiesWhile it wasn’t a memorable outing, it was nice spending time with the RHONY OGs.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Fight ClubWe’re judging all of Miami ’s matchups and determining winners.
The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip Recap: The Morgan LettersWe’re not in St. Barts to make new memories; we’re just back here reliving old times.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Past Is PreludeThe poet Dr. Nicole hired for this party has his work cut out for him.
Southern Charm Recap: Double DatesTaylor’s approach to getting Olivia’s forgiveness and moving on is interesting . (By which we mean it’s dumb and misguided.)
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Recap: Return to Scary IslandAs baffling as Kelly’s behavior is, we at least now know that Scary Island was not a fluke.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Father’s DayLisa and Nicole are in the midst of truly devastating familial challenges.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: See You Next Taco TuesdayErika is unsuccessful in avoiding her feud with Denise and ends up fighting too dirty.
Winter House Recap: The Myth of the Cool GirlIt’s time to figure out where these winter romances stand once and for all.
25 days of reality
Dec. 17, 2023
The Traitors ’ Kate Chastain Was the Reality TV Anti-Hero of 2023Through her bickering and sabotaging, she became something better than a traitor, a faithful, and a reality star: She became our hero.
Southern Charm Recap: Boat DayWill this godforsaken argument ever end?!
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season-Premiere RecapThe women’s desperation to justify their places as Housewives makes for a petty and frustrating time.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What’s in StoreSutton and Kyle are unwilling to say what they mean, making for a frustrating fight that will never resolve.
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Car TroublesMiami proves that an episode can be fun without any conflict. Well, until everyone turns on Marysol.
Winter House Recap: Sam I AmDanielle and Alex get on the same page just in time for the season to end.
25 days of reality
Dec. 12, 2023
Sonja Morgan Wants to Plan an Ultimate Girls Trip With Brynn Whitfield After a 2023 spent in Housewives limbo, our favorite floozy discusses her new man and keeping the OG RHONY legacy alive.
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