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Gabriella Paiella

  1. crime
    Here’s the Gender-Reveal Stunt That Started a Massive WildfireIt’s a boy!
  2. the hot duck
    The Perfect Gift for Hot Duck FansHe’s the ideal muse.
  3. animals
    You Call This a Fat Dog???Could be fatter.
  4. crime
    Karina Vetrano Murder Case Ends in MistrialVetrano, 30, was killed while running near her Queens home in 2016.
  5. animals
    These Bears Did Nothing WrongIn defense of eating 49 bars of chocolate out of an unlocked car.
  6. okay
    Trump Praises Dead Supreme Court Justice for Having a Ton of SexWhile honoring him at the Medal of Freedom ceremony.
  7. horny week forever
    I Miss the Thirsty Beto O’Rourke TweetWere we ever so young?
  8. the hot duck
    The Hot Duck Opens Up About His Emotional StateHe spoke to the press for the first time.
  9. investigations
    Are Toilet Bowls Truly Too Short for Some Men’s Junk?A depraved investigation inspired by the “Masculine Toilet.”
  10. interviews
    Everyone Is Too Thirsty on Twitter. This Goose Is Trying to Help.Talking to Horny Reply Watchgoose, the goose who honks at horny tweets.
  11. who among us?
    Local Raccoons Not Rabid, Just Extremely DrunkLittle drunk sweeties.
  12. beat around the bush
    What Even Was Vajazzling?One woman looks back at the mid-aughts most questionable trend.
  13. nice things
    I Think This Demented Cake Is BeautifulA perfect little smiley face smiling up at you.
  14. ross from friends
    Hey, Have You Seen This Thief Who Looks Like Ross From Friends?Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re wanted in the U.K.
  15. international relations
    Passionate Embrace of World Leaders Fools 101-Year-Old WomanThe centenarian asked Angela Merkel if she was Emmanuel Macron’s wife.
  16. appreciations
    I Love This Large Man’s Love for His Tiny DogsHere’s Mickey Rourke putting his Pomeranian in a high chair and feeding him spaghetti.
  17. chess news
    Woody Harrelson Did What at the World Chess Championship???!!I mean this question literally. Can someone please explain what he did.
  18. nostalgia
    Remember the Sweet Relief of Parachute Day in Gym Class?Let us remind you.
  19. true crime
    Here’s What Not to Do If You Find Out Your Therapy Patient Was in the Mob“I really just want his face punched in, I swear to God.”
  20. scams
    J. K. Rowling’s Assistant Reportedly Scammed the Hell Out of HerShe allegedly spent thousands on candles and luxury cats.
  21. animals
    Great, Now I’m Sad About the Baby Bear VideoI actually can’t handle the truth.
  22. 2018 georgia governor race
    Mike Pence to Oprah: ‘I’m Kind of a Big Deal, Too’Hmmm.
  23. zen
    Please Enjoy Jordan Peterson Talking About Living in a Hell of His Own Making“It’s dull as hell.”
  24. i think about this sometimes
    Never Forget When the Today Show Cast Dressed As Demented Peanuts CharactersA spooky Halloween memory.
  25. notable desserts
    This $95 ‘I Am Divorcing You’ Cake Seems Like a Good InvestmentLet the cake do the talking.
  26. dating
    New York’s Most Eligible Bachelor Is This Beautiful DuckHello.
  27. fridge news
    Bella Hadid’s Fridge Is an Awe-Inspiring Shrine to Condiments and LiquidsSo many beverages.
  28. no thank you
    Sorry, But This Robot Painting SucksAnd it just sold for $432,500.
  29. what
    Trump Wants to Make It Okay to Call People ‘Beautiful’ and ‘Handsome’ AgainHe also reminded the crowd that jealousy is a disease.
  30. crime
    University of Utah Student Killed by Ex-Boyfriend, Police SayWhat to know about the death of 21-year-old Lauren McCluskey.
  31. science of us
    The Afternoon Is the Worst TimeLet’s stop arguing over mornings and nights and focus on the real enemy here.
  32. checkmate
    Post Malone Once Demanded Target’s ‘Most Expensive Chess Board’ from PostmatesTrue luxury.
  33. boo
    30 Halloween Costume Ideas for Your ThroupleIgneous rock, metamorphic rock, sedimentary rock.
  34. actually good news
    Three Big Boys Find Nice Home TogetherPhew.
  35. books
    Moira Donegan, Creator of Media Men List, Signs Book DealIt’s described as a “primer on sexual harassment and assault as lived experience and moral and political challenge for feminists.”
  36. nature is beautiful
    Elusive ‘Headless Chicken Monster’ Filmed in the Deep SeaFinally some good news!
  37. lawsuits
    Stephen Elliott’s Lawyer Doesn’t Want to Bring Up Soviet Russia, But…Reflecting on the Media Men List, Andrew Miltenberg tells the Cut, “I remember growing up and a whisper could send somebody to jail in East Germany.”
  38. nice things
    The 10 Most Enjoyable Guardian ‘Experience’ ColumnsFrom accidentally buying a giant pig to tractor-stealing dogs.
  39. nature is beautiful
    Everyone Loves Dorito Pig, the Pig Lured Home With DoritosDorito pig. Dorito pig. Dorito pig!
  40. celebrations
    Gender-Reveal Party Ends in Massive Fight Outside Applebee’sTensions ran high over blue confetti.
  41. crime
    Kim Wall’s Murder Case Will Be Made Into a TV SeriesThe Investigation comes from one of the writers of the popular Danish show Borgen.
  42. relationships
    What Happens When You Get a Couples Tattoo, Then Break Up?Three people tell us their stories.
  43. 2018 midterms
    Here’s Beto O’Rourke Petting a BunnyYour move, Ted Cruz.
  44. tv
    Maggie Gyllenhall Explains Why She Kept James Franco on The DeuceAfter the sexual-misconduct allegations against him surfaced.
  45. nature is beautiful
    Behold, America’s Fattest BearThe winner of Fat Bear Week is here, and we welcome our chunky new overlord.
  46. politics
    Melania Trump Wears Controversial, Colonial-Era Hat on Africa TripThe First Lady has been criticized for her white pith hat.
  47. nature is beautiful
    What Is Fat Bear Week and Why Is It So Good?Everything to know about America’s premier competition for the fattest bears.
  48. psa
    Monica Lewinsky on Bullying, Kavanaugh, and Being Called ‘Unmarriable’“To be called those things, they hearken back, almost like a Proustian memory, to what you were going through,” she said of her new PSA.
  49. you have my sword
    Eight-Year-Old Girl Finds Ancient Viking Sword in LakeExtremely metal.
  50. ahhhh
    The Wildest Gender-Reveal Party DisastersIncluding the man who started an actual wildfire.
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