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Gabriella Paiella

  1. diplomacy
    The Best, Most Insane Lines From the Trump Foreign-Call Transcripts“What is the thing with boats? Why do you discriminate against boats?”
  2. jesus christie
    Chris Christie Says He Was Acting ‘Restrained’ When He Didn’t Dump Nachos on GuyYous guys should give him some credit.
  3. vanity
    The Trump Administration Has Reportedly Messed With D.C.’s Plastic-Surgery PlansCongress has had to reschedule their nips and tucks.
  4. indecency
    Horny Hotel Guests Are Traumatizing Neighborhood Residents“You see them having sex all the time, hands on the window.”
  5. investments
    Anthony Scaramucci Invested $250,001 to $500,000 in an Anti-Bullying MusicalNice to see he has some outside projects.
  6. niche drama
    Living Next to a Dating App’s Headquarters Sounds Just As Awful As You’d ImagineBumble used an apartment as their corporate headquarters, reportedly terrorizing their neighbors in the process.
  7. meanwhile in the hamptons
    Hamptons Summer Parties Are Now Reportedly Enlisting Counterterrorism PoliceExtra protection for the posh getaway.
  8. retrospectives
    A Nostalgic Look Back at Scaramucci’s 11 Days in Office“As we go on, we remember / all the times we had together.”
  9. favors
    Chill Mark Ruffalo Asks Reince Priebus to Take Down the Trump Administration“Reince, c’mon man. I know you’re from Kenosha. You still got some heart left in ya.”
  10. jesus christie
    Chris Christie Is Having a Terrible SummerA look back at the New Jersey governor’s recent humiliations.
  11. niche drama
    This Week in Drama: The Mooch vs. Everyone, Birkenstock vs. Amazon, an Old FeudWe recap the pettiest squabbles, juiciest feuds, and other niche drama you didn’t know you were living for every week.
  12. the nightmare of the 90s
    Landline Reminds Us of the Worst Hair Trend of the ’90s: The Butt CutThe year was 1995, and the butt cut was everywhere.
  13. florida
    Man Who Robbed a Bank Then Stripped Naked Was Just Trying to Become a ComedianIn which state do you think this happened?
  14. whyyy?
    Kelly Ripa Single-handedly Let America DownThe TV host said that she once tried to talk Trump out of running for president.
  15. bad ideas
    Angelina Jolie Had an … Unconventional Method for Casting Her Latest MovieShe gave money to poor kids, then took it away, to see how they’d react.
  16. niche drama
    The Lisa Vanderpump Dog-Rescue Drama You Didn’t Know You NeededA sketchy dog-rescue organization claims Vanderpump scammed them out of $32,000.
  17. horrible things
    This Teen Was Murdered in England, Allegedly Because of Who She Was DatingCeline Dookhran, 19, was of Indian Muslim heritage and was dating an Arab Muslim.
  18. burns
    Susan Collins Was Caught Burning the Congressman Who Wanted to Duel Her“He’s so unattractive, it’s unbelievable.”
  19. who among us?
    Woman Accidentally Sets Apartment on Fire While Trying to Kill BugIt happens.
  20. niche drama
    This Week in Drama: Bieber Banned, Spicer Resigns, Bannon Talks TrashWe recap the pettiest squabbles, juiciest feuds, and other niche drama you didn’t know you were living for every week.
  21. departures
    Looking Back at Sean Spicer’s 11 Spicey-est MomentsFarewell, Spicey.
  22. true crime
    Parrot Snitches on Woman in Murder CaseGlenna Duram was found guilty of killing her husband on Wednesday.
  23. wedding season
    These Men Say They’re Always the Groomsmen in Weddings, and They’re Sad About ItLike 27 Dresses … but for men.
  24. theories
    Did Japan’s First Lady Pretend to Not Speak English to Avoid Talking to Trump?Here’s a fun theory.
  25. hot shot
    Pillow Has Big Day at the White HouseThe My Pillow pillow met the president.
  26. emotions
    Donald Trump Jr. Is Reportedly ‘Miserable’ Now That His Dad’s the PresidentPulling out the world’s tiniest violin.
  27. insults
    Okay, Steve Bannon Roasted Paul Ryan Pretty HardWe’re not laughing, you’re laughing.
  28. oops
    Someone Mentioned a ‘Lesbian’ Inflatable Doll During White House Conference CallIt was during a briefing on Iran.
  29. the one percent
    Did a Rich Investor Punch a Teen at a Fundraiser for Special-Needs Kids?Michael Loeb is accused of breaking his son’s friend’s nose.
  30. tag yourself
    Which Cover Line From This Absurd Parenting Magazine Is Your Favorite?How do you get your kids into comedy?
  31. protests
    Disneyland Workers Say They’re Facing Homelessness Because of Low WagesThe “happiest place on earth”? Not so much.
  32. book deals
    Controversial Thinx Co-Founder Miki Agrawal Just Got a New Book DealThe “She-E.O.” is writing a book called Disrupt-Her.
  33. i don’t
    Unconventional Tips for the Unconventional BrideRustic barn? Doughnut cake? Converse under your dress? They’ve all been done.
  34. l’amour
    This Wedding Announcement Features an Insane Detail About Dave Matthews BandReally burying the lede here.
  35. niche drama
    This Week in Drama: Kardashian Kokaine Rumors and Chris Christie Fat-ShamingWe recap the pettiest squabbles, juiciest feuds, and other niche drama you didn’t know you were living for every week.
  36. side hustles
    Turns Out the President of Goldman Sachs Is Also a DJThe new Model/DJ is Goldman Sachs Exec/DJ.
  37. meltdowns
    Trump Lawyer Emails Stranger, ‘Watch Your Back, B*tch’“I already know where you live, I’m on you. You might as well call me.You will see me. I promise. Bro.”
  38. international relations
    Here’s Donald Trump Telling the French President’s Wife She’s in ‘Good Shape’The Trumps’ Paris trip begins.
  39. spin
    Kellyanne Conway Brought Rhyming Flash Cards on National TVThis is the worst episode of Schoolhouse Rock! we’ve ever seen.
  40. gender inequality
    Saudi Arabia Will Now Let Girls Take Gym ClassThe change will come to public schools at the start of the next academic school year.
  41. protests
    Woody Allen’s Clarinet Performance Interrupted by Topless ProtestersFemen showed up onstage during his jazz-band concert in Hamburg.
  42. hexes
    Blink-182’s Matt Skiba Says He Ruined the Fyre Festival With WitchcraftAs good an explanation as any.
  43. title ix
    Betsy Devos Will Reportedly Meet With Men’s-Rights GroupsBetsy DeVos may sit down with representatives from groups like the National Coalition for Men.
  44. the plot thickens
    The Craziest Posts From the Guy Who Connected Donald Trump Jr. With the RussiansHe has a truly ridiculous social-media presence.
  45. media
    Mika Brzezinski Just Got a Huge Book DealThe Morning Joe co-host reportedly nabbed a “high six figures.”
  46. niche drama
    You Need to Listen to This Clip of Chris Christie Fighting With a Radio CallerGo ahead and put this on loop.
  47. amen
    There Are No Gluten-Free Options at Holy CommunionRude!
  48. hot felon alert
    The ‘Hot Felon’ May Soon Be SingleSure sounds like Jeremy Meeks’s wife is filing for divorce.
  49. trolls
    Milo Yiannopoulos Is Suing Simon & Schuster for $10 MillionHis book saga continues.
  50. hangs
    Melania Trump Was Reportedly Unsuccessful in Breaking Up Trump-Putin MeetingThe First Lady was sent in to interrupt them during the G20 summit.
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