• Number of covers featuring Photoshopped celebrities: 4 (Paris and George on No. 3; Tom Cruise on No. 4; Angelina’s hair on No. 5; Colin Farrell on No. 6)
• Number of covers featuring Paris Hilton: 3 (pictured on Nos. 2 and 3; name-checked on No. 4)
• Number of covers featuring Photoshopped male celebrities’ heads on near-naked, white-underwear-clad bodies: 2
• Number of covers featuring witty allusions to iconic high-design covers: 1
• Number of times the magazine’s slogan was “Pop, Politics, Scandal, Style”: 5
• Number of times the magazine’s slogan was instead “Pop, Politics, Gossip, Glamour”: 1 (No. 3, “Summer 2005”)
• Degree to which issue No. 3 was more gossipy and glamorous and less scandalous and stylish: 0
• Number of covers featuring a onetime presidential candidate: 6 (No. 1: Howard Dean profile teased; No. 2: “Bill Clinton’s Strange Second Act”; No. 3: George W. Bush photo; No. 4: “Hillary’s Big Stick”; No. 5: “Arianna Huffington on the Anti-Hillary”; No. 6: “Hollywood’s Obama Drama”)
• Number of covers featuring the word “gay”: 3
• Number of covers promising gay animals: 1 (No. 2)
• Number of covers promising gay babies: 1 (No. 6)
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