Look closely and you will see that this sign, spotted today in Park Slope, reads: “Seeking 9-13 year-old Caucasian boys for the feature film EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE.” Last we heard, Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock were rumored to be starring in the Stephen Daldry–directed adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer’s best-selling 9/11-related novel. And now some precious Park Slope white kids will be joining them. [Runnin’ Scared/VV]