If someone asks you whether you have starred in a series of Internet foot-fetish videos, and you have not, your answer is going to be something along the lines of, “No.” So, in case there were any doubts before about whether Jets head coach Rex Ryan and his wife, Michelle Ryan, were the people in the videos discovered by Deadspin, Ryan’s uncharacteristically subdued press conference this afternoon should put them to rest. His standard answer to reporters: a solemn “this is a personal matter.” You have to feel bad for him, having his private sexual fetishes aired out in public, except, also, how could you put those online and not expect someone to notice?
