Sometimes he nuzzles and pecks it. Sometimes he lovingly nibbles it. Other times, he puts its head in his mouth and shakes it around. Congratulations to this man for both the neologism and proving there is something more disgusting than rats on the subway: an exhibitionist who exploits them. Our sincerest apologies to your lunch.
Dude On The Subway Making Out With His Pet Rat [Barstool Sports NYC via Buzzfeed]