The Most Misguided Reaction to September 11 (Since Invading Iraq)

Presented without further comment from this week’s Entertainment Weekly, about the forthcoming Die Hard 4:

When Bruce Willis and his longtime producing partner, Arnold Rifkin, were marooned in Manhattan on September 11, the two took a somber walk down a muted Park Avenue. Along the way, a young fan spotted Willis and shouted, “Where is John McClane when you need him?!” “What I realized,” says Rifkin, “is people wanted to see John McClane again.”

— Ben Mathis-Lilley