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‘Times’ Couplets: Water, Water, Everywhere

timescouplets

In which we assemble Times headlines in rhyme to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

Slip-Sliding and Loving It—
World Climate Report Is Criticized as Too Optimistic.

A Tax at the Pump,
Praying at the Pump,

State Sues Wyoming Over Water.
Bolivia’s Only Ski Resort Is Facing a Snowless Future —

Houses With Saunas: The Hottest Amenity!
Snow or No, It’s a Party. —Lizzie Skurnick

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