It’s the Sex and Love issue of New York this week, and for it six New Yorkers kept Sex Diaries that chronicled their sexual lives (or lack thereof) over a period of seven (or in this case, six) days. Daily Intel has even more diaries, and we’ll bring you a new one each day this week. Today, the Crazy Co-ed: female, 22, undergrad, Tribeca, “disappointingly straight.”
DAY 1
3:00 a.m.: Guy I’m dating is out of condoms, again, despite knowing that I was coming over. Me: Unimpressed. Instead he undresses me, handcuffs my hands behind my back, blindfolds me, and places clothespins on my nipples. He proceeds to go down on me like a starving man. There are spankings, but they are weak.
Noon: I wake up to feel the guy placing my hand on his morning wood. Five minutes later, I go back to sleeping.
6:00 p.m.: Thinking about watching porn, but there are people at home and I’m running late.
9:00 p.m.: Attend party. Somehow results in me topless with four to six other girls.
11:30 p.m.: Decide to go to fetish party. Dance my ass off on stage, eventually stripping down to my skivvies and covering my tah-tahs with makeshift pasties. Bump into a friend and her boyfriend, make out with her boyfriend, make out with her, then make out with an innocent bystander.
DAY 2
5:30 p.m.: Never in my life have I been hit with such a strong wave of sudden sexual arousal while brushing my teeth. Maybe it’s the unfortunate arrival of my period that’s suddenly made getting dressed a sexual act. Mothers, lock up your sons.
DAY 3
10:30 p.m.: I want desperately to masturbate, but I’m apparently practicing self-restraint by studying for an upcoming exam instead.
11:30 p.m.: Done studying, too exhausted to masturbate.
1:00 a.m.: Despite exhaustion, I can’t sleep. I bring myself to orgasm in under five minutes, and I’m not completely satisfied until I shudder four solid orgasms out of my system.
DAY 4
10:30 a.m.: Get to school early and am tempted to go have a quickie with my 64-year-old professor, but opt instead to catch up on some painting homework.
DAY 5
11:00 p.m.: I spent the bulk of my night being lightly to not-so-lightly spanked, whilst topless.
DAY 6
7:00 p.m.: Finally finding myself alone and not bogged down with homework, I log on to the porn site I subscribe to and watch some lesbian porn and orgasm five times. Straight porn just reminds me these girls are getting paid. Not to mention I’ve never seen a decent-looking male porn actor. So lesbian porn it is.
8:30 p.m.: Read a bit of erotica, which a conservative girl in my art class lent me after overhearing I am sleeping with a 64-year-old with whom I practice S&M.
11:00 p.m.: Since my period has finally decided to end, I’m desperate and free to have sex, but the boy I’m hurting for is nowhere to be found. We’ll see who stumbles across my path as the night progresses …
