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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

Mayor Has New Plan to Cite Drivers Who Block the Box

Ignoring the Warnings, Again?
In This Clash, Both Sides Are Good:

No Segways Needed.
Get Moving on Traffic Relief.

Get Out and Go,
Erin. Go Faster!

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Cuts to special education and schools that serve disadvantaged kids won’t go over well outside the MAGA base.

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Trump Is DEI for ‘Competent White Men’

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RFK Jr.’s Extremely Improbable Rise to HHS Secretary

Last year, Trump called Kennedy the most “radical left” presidential candidate. Now he’s set to be a powerful figure in his administration.

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After squeaking by in a key vote, Gabbard is seemingly on a glide path to confirmation.

When Will the Declassified JFK Files Be Released Publicly?

The president has ordered their disclosure with a timeline that suggests it might actually happen this time.

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Trump to Attend Super Bowl Because We Can’t Have a Moment’s Peace

By Margaret Hartmann

Thinking you’ll try to avoid talking politics at your Super Bowl watch party next Sunday? Think again!

Key Republican Falls in Line Behind RFK Jr.

Kennedy’s HHS nomination advanced to the full Senate after Republican senator Bill Cassidy, a potential swing vote, voted in his favor.

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Trump Cabinet Confirmation Hearings: Schedule & How to Watch

By Margaret Hartmann and Chas Danner

Will the Senate GOP confirm controversial picks like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr.? Here’s the hearings schedule and list of who’s been confirmed.

ICE Has Restaurant Workers Terrified

By Chris Crowley

Nobody is sure exactly what’s going on, but any threat of deportation is too grave to ignore.

The Trade War Comes For Temu

By John Herrman

Americans flocked to Temu and Shein. Trump’s tariffs could destroy them.

Canada Tariffs Delayed Too: Trade War Updates

Only the new China tariff is still set to start Tuesday, at least for now.

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Elon Musk May Have Your Social Security Number

The billionaire and his DOGE agents were granted full access to the Treasury’s federal payments system, and nobody knows to what end.

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foreign interests

Inside Elon Musk’s Killing of USAID

By Jonathan Guyer

Saboteurs, tears, and a last-minute push to save lives.

Relitigating 2024 Won’t Help Democrats Fight Trump Today

Democrats need to avoid making last year’s mistakes in 2028. But none of it may matter if they don’t unite to fight Trump right now.

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Why Does Trump Want Greenland? His Imperialistic Threats, Explained.

By Margaret Hartmann

Some of Trumps threats to take over Greenland, Canada, and the Panama Canal are based on actual U.S. strategic goals. Others are just idiotic.

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Democrats May Shut Down Government to Keep Trump From Gutting It

Republicans need Democratic votes to keep the government open. This is leverage Democrats could use to rein in Trump and Musk’s power grab.

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confirmation bias

How Democrats Lost the Dissident Vote

Even if RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard are not confirmed, they represent a problem for their old party.

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just asking questions

‘We’ve Got an Enormous Crisis on Our Hands’

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unnatural disasters

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Trump Approval Rating Looks Fragile at Start of Second Term

The 47th president is more popular than he’s been for most of his political career. But it won’t take much to bring back bad vibes.

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Democrats See Opportunity in Unpopular Trump Spending Cuts

Focusing on the concrete consequences of Donald Trump’s funding freezes, rather than abstract arguments about democracy, could be the way forward.

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unnatural disasters

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A lot is unknown, but one basic fact is not: The helicopter pilot was clearly at fault.

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Trump’s ‘Shock and Awe’ Looks More Like Chaos and Confusion

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