A Portrait of the Monster As a Young Man

intel Aug. 1, 2008

A Portrait of the Monster As a Young Man

Eh, nah. That kind of monster would have clearly washed up on Fire Island.

*You didn’t see the picture of his balls? The Monster of Montauk, just like Princess Chunk, is all man, man.

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