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Lisa Falcone Displays Her Plumage

Lisa Falcone attended the opening of the ballet the other night not with her husband, billionaire hedge-funder, New York Times investor, and folksy defender of the American Dream Philip Falcone, but “with her friends, singer Alicia Keys and personal stylist Zaldy,” reports Park Avenue Peerage, which adds that “Lisa was recently installed as a director of the Ballet’s board.” Installed. Well whatever. She’d better hope Madonna doesn’t see her in this dress. She’d eat Falcone alive for biting her style. [Park Avenue Peerage]

Lisa Falcone Displays Her Plumage