Dining with the rest of the “Four Amigos” in the Bronx yesterday, Senator Hiram Monserrate dished out some unexpected beauty advice as he ordered an avocado salad. “Very good for your skin,” Monserrate said. “It gives you elasticity, which is very important. We all understand that.” So knowledgeable! We wonder if he has any tips for treating glass wounds to the face. [NYDN]