panic-demics Nov. 19, 2009

Santas and Neckties Will Give You the Flu

By Adam K. Raymond

A couple more items to add to your list of things to avoid because they’re probably going to give you swine flu: mall Santas and doctors’s neckties. So if your doctor is a necktie-wearing Santa, you’re probably already dead. [Boston Herald, WSJ]

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