Just kidding, this isn’t the Too Big to Fail author’s car. Even the words of wunderkinds do not buy Porsches. The above Cayenne Turbo belongs to a Morgan Stanley vice-president, who the reporter says had the plates made “as a joke” after the crash. (It’s better than someone at Citigroup doing it, which would not be nearly as hilarious.) We have it on good authority that Sorkin did get “2 Big 2 Fail” tattooed on his ass, though. [via Clusterstock]