We were all keyed up this morning to hear from Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’s second-most-awesome alleged mistress. But sadly for everyone (except probably her), the planned event to unveil “revealing details” about her connection with Woods has been canceled. We don’t want to go into any crazy speculation here, so we’ll leave that to you: Woman denies affair with super-rich celebrity, but still gets highly paid lawyer, then sets up ominous press conference about said “affair.” Suddenly, at the last minute, she cancels owing to “unforeseen circumstances.” You do the math. Be prepared: It may involve a lot of zeroes. [Insider]