“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.” —Tiger Woods, in a statement on his website regarding this week’s events. Most of the rest of the statement is devoted to insisting on his and his family’s privacy