Here at Intel, we work hard to make people laugh. Sometimes, we’ll walk past Dan Amira’s cubicle and notice him rocking to and fro over his keyboard, obsessively stroking a raw patch of skin where a part of his goatee used to be, as he tries to think up the perfect joke. Unsurprisingly, humor comes a lot easier to Jay-Z, who according to Esquire merely has to walk into a room and utter a few obscenities.
“Hey, fuck shit,” he says, and he smiles so the whole room laughs.
You can imagine what happens when he lifts one buttcheek and casually lets one go. The room goes wild!
Why Jay-Z Is Everything We’re Not [Esquire via Vulture]
