The woman who became famous over rumors that she was either Tiger Woods’s mistress or his pimp (which she denies) made such an impression on Extra host Mario Lopez that he wants to give her a regular gig on the show, says “Page Six.” Which raises two questions: one, why would a woman whose life was turned upside down by the celebrity-gossip cycle want to join it, and two: what, specifically, does it take to “make an impression” on Mario Lopez? [Page Six/NYP]