On a conference call this morning to discuss his bank’s awesome earnings, JP Morgan CEO rejected Kerry Killinger’s assertion that as CEO of uncool bank Washington Mutual he wasn’t part of the Wall Street cool kids club, and was shut out of certain parties, no girls would talk to him, etc. “I am unaware of any club,” said Dimon. In fact, if you must know the truth, he was unaware Killinger even existed. [DealBook]