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Rachel Uchitel Has $10 Million Worth of Filthy Stories About Tiger Woods

It’s hard to imagine there are worse details about Tiger Woods that one of his mistresses might have than golden-showers texts or the tampon story. But Original Mistress Rachel Uchitel — who abruptly canceled a press conference with her lawyer, Gloria Allred, amid rumors of a payoff — must have some seriously mind-blowing stuff on the golfer.

If this latest report from TMZ is to be believed.

What could it involve? Bestiality? Midgets? Both at the same time? Whatever it is, it must be pretty salacious, because all Mindy Lawton got after pulling her tampon out in a church parking lot was a chicken wrap from Subway.

10 Million Reasons Tiger Was Afraid of Rachel [TMZ]

Rachel Uchitel Has $10 Million Worth of Filthy Stories About Tiger Woods