Kenneth Seymour was fined $32 for the parking job shown here at the Staten Island Mall last month. Not because he wasn’t permitted to park in the handicapped spot, but because he allowed two of his tires to touch the blue line, ruining that enormous no-parking area for everyone else. You’re a menace to society, Seymour, you and your devil-may-care attitude. [Around the Block/SI Advance via Gothamist]