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There Was a Situation on the Floor of the New York Stock Exchange This Morning

By , a writer living in New York.  She has contributed to New York Magazine since 2007.

This morning, Mike “the Situation,” Snooki, and the gang covered their abs out of respect for the global markets, and rang the stock exchange’s opening bell. You can almost see their bewilderment in the official video recording of this inexplicable event. Where are they, and why is everyone so pale?

[Via NYSE]

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There Was a Situation on the Floor of the New York Stock Exchange This Morning