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Coming Soon: Dogs Patrolling the Halls of Condé Nast, After Hours

According to a companywide e-mail sent out yesterday, dogs will soon begin making nightly patrols of the offices of Condé Nast in 4 Times Square. “As you probably know, New York has experienced a record rise of bed bug sightings in homes, workplaces and other public spaces,” the e-mail explained. “In an effort to stay ahead of the issue, we will conduct some inspections at night using specially trained canine teams.” This may be a problem for all the market gremlins assistants who sleep in the Vogue accessories closet, but generally, good news!

Coming Soon: Dogs Patrolling the Halls of Condé Nast, After Hours