With news that a drill finally reached the 33 trapped Chilean miners this weekend, authorities are drafting “a tentative, but secret list” that determines in what orders the miners will be put into the rescue capsule, which will rotate 350 degree ten to twelve times before reaching a 28-inch opening, when the extraction begins this week. The dude whose wife and mistress are both waiting for him to surface probably volunteered to go last, no? [AP via CBS]
