Ah!
The discovery of an extra-large rodent (most likely a Gambian pouched rat) in Brooklyn’s Marcy Houses was momentarily alarming, but a big pitchfork took care of it. Get worried again, though, because a similar creature was reportedly discovered in the Bronx, possibly indicating that they’re procreating and spreading. (Fingers crossed it’s fake.) “SON THEY FOUND MASTER SPLINTER AT A FOOTLOCKER IN THE BX … THIS SHIT WILD,” tweeted an alarmed citizen yesterday. Basically, yes.
Related: Big Scary Ugly Dirty Rats
