Warren Buffett Wants to Save America With a Pledge Drive

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Stop worrying about America’s cash shortage. As if this whole fiscal crisis were a Disney Channel movie, a kindly old man with lots of extra money and charming glasses is going to step in and fix the problem! How?

And if someone named “John Boehner” calls in to make a donation, he’ll throw in a tote bag.