Old Friends Never Expected Rudy Eugene to Strip Naked and Eat Someone’s Face

Never cannibalized anyone before Saturday.

Old friends tell the Miami Herald that they’re surprised the Rudy Eugene they remember would one day become a vicious, naked cannibal who eats homeless people. Because he wasn’t like that at all in high school.

Particularly since Eugene didn’t even place in the top three of his senior class’s vote for who was “Most Likely to Become a Face-Eating Zombie Monster.”