Oxford Would Like Any Bigfoot Hair You Have Lying Around

Bigfoot on a laptop? Photo: Istockphoto

Scientists from Oxford and the Lausanne Museum of Zoology, having solved all other animal-related problems, are asking for anyone in possession of suspected Bigfoot hair to send it in so its DNA can be analyzed. Many have already complied:

Overhead in Oxford laboratory, 35th day of testing: “Another dog.”