Dania Londono Suarez, the 24-year-old who says she set the Secret Service prostitution mess into motion, is not pleased at all with the guy who failed to pay her enough, telling a Colombian radio station that he was a fool. “The man slept all night,” she said, according to the AP. “If I had wanted to, I could have gone through all his documents, his wallet, his suitcase.” She added, “If the Secret Service agents were idiots, imagine the investigators.” Because of the scandal, she said, her life is “practically destroyed” and her “name is in the gutter,” so she’s prepared to make their lives as miserable as possible — and improve her own — by not going away: “Londono said she would happily sell her story now and pose nude.” So the rest of America is going to love her.
