“The Germans say, you lost your virginity. Now you sign a contract; you say, ‘I’m a born-again virgin.’ Be abstinent for the next two years. Show me your soul and two years from now, we’re going to get married. But today, I commit to marriage today? Forget it.”—Economist and noted lady-killer Nouriel Roubini, describing Germany’s attitude toward bailing out other eurozone countries on Bloomberg TV this morning, according to Business Insider.