Ever since the first caveman took stick to wall and drew a picture of a stick figure clubbing another stick figure, humans have found ways to turn the stories of our battles and struggles into legends. The Israelites had scrolls; the Greeks had their bards. The kings of Europe had troubadours and tapestries to commemorate their battles and valorize their warriors and venerate their damsels in distress. We of modern-day New York have SoulCycle. The spin class of the moment sent out an e-mail this morning announcing that, on Tuesday, it will commemorate the epic, Rihanna-spurred, bottle-breaking brawl between Drake and Chris Brown with a theme ride.
And last but not least … back in the city, Soul ladies KAILI STEVENS and LB BRUKER are battling it out for a DRAKE vs. CHRIS BROWN RIDE! No punches will be thrown, but this TUESDAY (6/26) on W 77th at 5:30PM, we’ll be pushing up, tapping back and rocking out to our favorite young rappers.
And thus the legend of that fateful evening will be passed on from generation to generation.
And thus the legend of that fateful evening will be passed on from generation to generation.
