Oct. 12, 2012

Having a Small Penis Finally Pays Off*

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*If you live in Denmark and you want a new iPhone and you not only have a small penis but you have the smallest penis out of all the men who send photos of their penises to a certain Danish “erotica site.” For everyone else, nothing has changed.

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