Nothing sadder. Nothing.
The five-second rule has guided the hapless, food-dropping people of Earth for millennia, but now Science has decided that it’s nothing but a gross old wives’ tale:
>Though a popular belief, a new study has found that germs often win the race.
The study, co-funded by Clorox and conducted by researchers at San Diego State University, found that germs do in fact attach themselves to edible items within that amount of time, the McClatchy-Tribune News Service is reporting.
Well, we guess we won’t be — WAIT A SECOND.
The study, co-funded by Clorox …
