“So as the president said when he was up here with the governor, we’re not going anywhere,” said Joe Biden on Sunday while touring storm-damaged areas of New Jersey, adding, “We’re not going anywhere. And you’ve got a homeboy in the deal who gets it.” The Weekly Standard claims Biden was referring to President Obama, but it seems more likely that he was talking about himself, since he’d just described himself as a fellow Easterner who was “literally raised” on the Jersey Shore. Either way, someone should tell the vice-president that you can’t believe everything you read on a T-shirt.