Obama Presidency Validated by Contents of Funny Little Boxes

election hangover Jan. 4, 2013

Obama Presidency Validated by Contents of Funny Little Boxes

By Joe Coscarelli

Congressional clerks help unseal and organize the Electorial College votes from the 50 states in the House of Representatives chamber at the U.S. Captiol January 4, 2013 in Washington, DC. The votes were tallied during a joint session of the 113th Congress. President Barack Obama and Biden received 332 votes to be reelected.

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Mitt Romney is definitely not the President of the United States, according to the ballots contained in the ridiculous mahogany boxes holding each state’s electoral votes, which were finally counted today.

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