Somehow, the tabloids restrained themselves from coming up with an outrageous cover for the story of Ronell Wilson, the maybe mentally disabled convicted cop killer who managed to (allegedly) impregnate a prison guard while fighting a death sentence. Not our commenters! We’ve selected the top reader-submitted headlines — skipping some of the horrible, hilariously offensive ones — and declared a winner, because if the New York Post isn’t going to do it, someone had to.
And the winner is …
(A special shout-out to rebeccarose2004 for getting the game going.)