imagined conversations Apr. 24, 2013

The Time Joe Biden Stole Jessica Biel Away From Justin Timberlake Forever

Jessica Biel, Vice President of The United States Joe Biden and Justin Timberlake attend TIME 100 Gala, TIME'S 100 Most Influential People In The World at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 23, 2013 in New York City.

Timberlake knows he’s finished. Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

[The vice-president walks up to Jessica Biel at the Time 100 gala last night.]

Joe Biden: I loved you in Chuck and Larry. You know, I basically made President Obama support gay marriage.

Jessica Biel: That’s very inspiring.

Joe Biden: Your boyfriend looks like he’s 12. You wanna get out of here?

Jessica Biel: Okay.

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