A) Because he just spotted Sydney Leathers up ahead at the Dominican Day Parade.
B) Because he just yelled “Sext Weiner” instead of “Vote Weiner” at the Dominican Day Parade.
C) Because he just mocked a Dominican accent at the Dominican Day Parade.
D) Because someone at the Dominican Day Parade just tried to hand him two plantains duct-taped together for some reason.
E) Because he just got an erection in the middle of the Dominican Day Parade.
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D) Because someone at the Dominican Day Parade just tried to hand him two plantains duct-taped together for some reason!