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Exclusive: Ted Cruz’s Canadian Citizenship Renunciation Application

As he prepares for a possible presidential run, Senator Ted Cruz learned some terrible news yesterday: Because he was born to an American mother and a Cuban father in Calgary, Cruz, in addition to being an American citizen, is also technically a Canadian citizen, whether he likes it or not. And he does not like it: After being informed by the Dallas Morning News that he was cheating on America with another country, the far-right Texan announced that he would renounce his Canadian citizenship. Daily Intelligencer has exclusively acquired an excerpt of his renunciation application. 

Ted Cruz’s Canadian Renunciation Application