32-year-old JFK employee Ivan Ivanov was arrested on Saturday after the “flimsy plastic bottle” he was using to bring some of the famously strong cleaning fluid home from the airport ate through his bag and dripped onto the 5- and 8-year-old boys seated near him on the Q53 in Queens. The children were taken to the hospital and treated for minor injuries, while Ivanov has been charged with reckless endangerment. If you’re going to steal from the supply closet at work, please do it responsibly.