Billionaire and former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, who has been convicted of tax fraud and paying for sex with a minor, and who has been on trial at one time or another for basically everything, seems like a pretty terrible guy, overall. But what of his five adult children? They are … even worse? “My children say that they feel like Jewish families in Germany under Hitler’s regime,” Berlusconi said in an interview released yesterday. “Truly, everyone is against us.”