Since George Zimmerman has devoted the rest of his life to trolling, he made it known that he wanted to take on Kanye West in his upcoming celebrity match because Yeezy attacks “defenseless people.” Instead, promoters have selected DMX from a pool of 15,000 applicants. Unlike The Game, who was among the first to declare he wanted a piece of Zimmerman, DMX does not have a Trayvon Martin tattoo (as far as we know). But he says he wants to beat Zimmerman for “every black person who has been done wrong in the system.” Actually, DMX says he intends to “beat the living f**k out him,” and “[break] every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.” He also plans to urinate in Zimmerman’s face. (For a graphic description of that process, head to TMZ.) This event just keeps getting classier.
