Chuck Schumer is going to be so mad about the way the U.S.-Russia standoff ended over that “nutritious and delicious” upstate yogurt! There was no happy ending for our senator or our hungry Olympians, as Chobani, which was trying to send thousands of cups of the stuff to the U.S. Olympic team, could not persuade Russian officials to allow the shipment through. It finally decided to give up the ghost and donate the stuff to local food banks, which is a silver lining.