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See 50 Cent’s Unbelievably Bad First Pitch

Queens native 50 Cent threw out the first pitch before the Mets-Pirates game at Citi Field on Tuesday night, and as the announcer put it, the results were “not great.” Later the rapper, who claims he’s a baseball fan, explained on Instagram, “I’m a hustler not a Damn ball player. LMAO.” He also joked, “The sh!t almost hit the camera man damn, if you look close you can see them moving the plate.” While many have dubbed it the worst opening pitch ever, it actually isn’t even the worst pitch this month – though, unlike Tara the Hero Cat, 50 Cent has opposable thumbs.

See 50 Cent’s Unbelievably Bad First Pitch