At the end of her complicated visit to the National September 11 Memorial Museum, Gothamist’s Jen Chung spotted what we sincerely hope is the tackiest thing in the place’s gift shop: a cheese plate shaped like the United States with hearts marking New York City, D.C., and Pennsylvania, for those who want to be reminded of the terrorist attacks while they enjoy a nice Gruyère. After all, not everyone needs a dog vest.