Former New York Times editor Jill Abramson has landed on her feet after being unceremoniously fired last month, and will teach narrative nonfiction at Harvard next school year, the university announced today. In addition to her New York Times “T,” Abramson has a Crimson Harvard “H” inked on her back for her alma mater and her husband Henry, whom she met there in the ‘70s. “What’s next for me?” she said to the graduating class at Wake Forest a few days after her firing. “I don’t know, so I’m in exactly the same boat as many of you.” Good luck keeping up now, kids.