Tony Blairs Terrifying Christmas Card Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Tony Blair’s Terrifying Christmas Card Will Haunt Your Dreams

By Katie Zavadski

Photo: TheChrisMorton/Twitter

There’s not much to say about the new Christmas card from former British prime minister Tony Blair, except that his big, toothy grin — which plays well in real life — looks decidedly forced and creepy after 50 photo takes. On the bright side, there’s plenty of time to go the Obama route and get a cute dog ahead of next year’s mailing.

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