Bring Us the Babies of Jennifer LopezSo is anyone else wondering where the eff Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s babies are? “Page Six” told us yesterday that she had checked into Long Island’s North Shore University Hospital, a story that was picked up by media outlets worldwide. We were expecting today would be filled with rapturous BABY JOY! But it’s been at least 39 hours since she supposedly checked into the hospital, and no gossip magazine shepherds have announced the arrival of the Lo-Anthony twins. Is this the longest labor ever? God, that must suck. We called North Shore University Hospital to see what the holdup was. “Jennifer Lopez?” said the woman who answered the phone. “She’s not here. Definitely not.” Oh. Well. This we were not expecting. Did “Page Six” lie to us? Did the woman from the hospital? She didn’t sound like she was lying. Is it possible she didn’t know J.Lo was there? How do you hide a seven-ton pop star? All we can tell you is that J.Lo either snuck away to Namibia or she is not actually in labor yet. Lopez’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, did not respond to an e-mail asking if J.Lo’s cervix was indeed dilated and, if so, by how many centimeters. We can’t imagine why.
Related: Nation, Gird Your Loins: The Lopez-Anthony Twins Cometh
neighborhood watch
Sharks on Coney Island! And Expensive Ones, at ThatBowery: No sooner had this lovable bum moved out of the street box he lived in and into a proper $300-a-month room than his troubles began. [NYT]
Bushwick: Behold the new ‘swhick-specific haiku trend: “Dude with the corn rows/Stop selling crack, you scumbag/Sell good pot instead.” [BushwickBK]
Coney Island: The fancy exterior redo for the New York Aquarium may have to be, uh, scaled back due to a planned $64 million exhibition on sharks. [Coney Island via Curbed]
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Magazine Editor Balances Dignity With Style in New York Winter
With her shoots for Metropolitan Home all finished, editor Susan Victoria can spend the cold season in New York. A frequent Anthropologie shopper, Victoria offsets an old purple parka with buggy glasses. “I try to be unusual and funky,” she says, “and yet respect my position.”
Video Look Book: Susan Victoria